Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[J a c k]

... your breath smells like dead garbage.

http://youtu.be/65AhuNNWxaI

My friend showed me this video like a year ago.
Anywho, there are things you just can't say, though, ya know what I mean? Really. 
So, you can say whatever here, since you're just being honest. You don't have to say who it's about. Go ahead. Yell at your MIL. Curse your boss. Declare your love to the mailman. It's a "yes, you can say it" spree! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I'll start.
Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Your voice makes me feel like I can't hold myself up. It makes me feel warm all over and my mind starts to think ridiculous things. I've been alone for so long, but now I feel lonely. Talking to you even for a minute, then having to go about my day is like taking ice cream from a child. Your voice. My fucken gawd! 

On another note and not for the same person...
Raising your voice and pausing after every word does not make you any more understandable. Nothing you say makes sense. You are not skilled in public speaking. Please, staaaaaaap!

Thank you and good day.