(June 11, 2016 at 7:43 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:(June 11, 2016 at 7:40 pm)LastPoet Wrote: What a sad thing to say, almost like a cliche. Go buy some ointment to masturbate, i can do without and my mom taught me to do clean myself. I apologize in advance if you lost your mom early. Yeah that would make me a douchebag. It wouldn't make you reasonable either.
You're trying too hard, darling. <3
Dude, if I ever get romance with a man, that would be Emjay. You are just pityfull. And you would need 3 stiches on your ass. Because hatefuck.