To circumcise or not to circumcise?

[Edwardo Piet]

And Yahweh did sayeth unto the Jews:

"Don't interfere with my design. Don't get sand in your genitals."

The task was difficult.

"Ummm this is really difficult. Can we just snip part of it? God? God? Hello? It's like you're not even there sometimes."

And God's neglect through his nonexistence and cognitive dissonance of the Semites did make it so.