(June 12, 2016 at 9:25 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: A-ha...the two greatest cop-outs..."Oh, you're out of context...oh, you're taking it too literally..."
Throw in a "But that's the OLD Testament!" and we've got a complete set.
How about? "I'm too dense to figure out what is poetry and what is narrative" or "I'm too lazy to bother considering what the purpose of the various authors were so I'll just act like a shithead to every one who actually attempts to use their brain when approaching the most influential book in the history of the planet."
Get a fucking life, Redbeard.