(June 16, 2016 at 12:52 am)Maelstrom Wrote:(June 16, 2016 at 12:49 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you happy with a new name?
Does it make you feel like a different person?
Are you a different type of arsehole?
How green was the valley?
The name change alters me momentarily, much in the same way women feel different after a haircut. Then reality sinks back in and I return to myself.
I'm always the same type of asshole.
The valley question eludes me.
Shame on you for not asking the questions that count Beccs...
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
