That's where the vodka comes in. Yeah, a real human female would be be welcome, but for obvious reasons I have to make do with the chemical alternative.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'