(July 1, 2016 at 12:13 am)Bella Morte Wrote: When I die, I don't want anyone to be sad at my funeral. I hope everyone goes straight to the bar, gets smashed and has the time of their fucking lives. Now that would be the best way to honour my memory.
If anyone is sad at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'