Voice of experience here:
I have ponied up in the past, and I can assure all, it was a fun and sexy thing to do.
There was no sticky residue, no stranger was wandering around the house while I slept after doing the deed, no pubic hair lodged in the dental work, there was no threat of transmissible contagion, and it was psychologically satisfying.
Better than 95% of my Saturday nights lately . . .
I have ponied up in the past, and I can assure all, it was a fun and sexy thing to do.
There was no sticky residue, no stranger was wandering around the house while I slept after doing the deed, no pubic hair lodged in the dental work, there was no threat of transmissible contagion, and it was psychologically satisfying.
Better than 95% of my Saturday nights lately . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.