"no sticky residue, no stranger was wandering around the house while I slept after doing the deed, no pubic hair lodged in the dental work, there was no threat of transmissible contagion,"
I don't think I'll bother then.
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I don't think I'll bother then.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'