The day I am prohibited from usinf whatever vocabulary I deem appropriate - especially one of the oldest words in the English language - is the day I say goodbye to this august forum.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'