(July 9, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:(July 9, 2016 at 7:03 pm)Manowar Wrote: They have a cure for every disease known, Jesus is the cure, at least for them.
manowar
If he doesn't cure you, you still have choice:
A. God has a plan...
B. You're not a good enough Christian.
C. Shit happens.
It goes something like this:
1. "This person is sick"
2. "Let's pray for them"
3.
a) person recovers
"Yay, it's a miracle!"
b) person succumbs and dies
"He's in God's hands now. Yay, it's a miracle!"
4. "Cash only; no cheques."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
