The HORROR! The HORROR: Egyptian Walking Onions
July 10, 2016 at 10:35 am
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 10:37 am by vorlon13.)
Hard to consider it's true, I realize.
We consider plants, and vegetables in particular, as to be IMMOBILE.
And now this new abomination comes lurching to menace us in our false perceptions !!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, they don't move very fast,
YET,
but evolution is presumably aware faster locomotion would be advantageous so it's just a matter of time before we become the prey for this clear and present dangerous vegetable !!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_onion
Imagine out for an innocent Sunday stroll through the garden, and then to be engulfed by the likes of this !!!
![[Image: Allium_fistulosum_bulbifera0.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Allium_fistulosum_bulbifera0.jpg)
We consider plants, and vegetables in particular, as to be IMMOBILE.
And now this new abomination comes lurching to menace us in our false perceptions !!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, they don't move very fast,
YET,
but evolution is presumably aware faster locomotion would be advantageous so it's just a matter of time before we become the prey for this clear and present dangerous vegetable !!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_onion
Imagine out for an innocent Sunday stroll through the garden, and then to be engulfed by the likes of this !!!
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