The Fly

[WinterHold]

A question for Muslims:

So , it is wise to not eat with the hand you wipe your ass with. But what hand do you prepare tabouli with?

Seems to me it would have been easier for god to give us instructions on good hand washing instead of a lot of religious nonsense now regurgitating as healthy lifestyle tips from the iron age.

(Sura 5 Verse 6 )   O you who have believed, when you rise to [perform] prayer, wash your faces and your forearms to the elbows and wipe over your heads and wash your feet to the ankles. And if you are in a state of janabah, then purify yourselves. But if you are ill or on a journey or one of you comes from the place of relieving himself or you have contacted women and do not find water, then seek clean earth and wipe over your faces and hands with it. Allah does not intend to make difficulty for you, but He intends to purify you and complete His favor upon you that you may be grateful.


So it's pretty simple, really: 

1-Prayer is obligatory in Islam; mainly at 3 main time zones, distributed across the day and night.

2-So a "true Muslim" who carries on the will of God, and practice God's verses is pretty much the cleanest person you will ever see. Heck, the more one prays the more one shall wash up.

3-We left "stinky feet" and "pubic-germs filled hands" to you , to eat Taboola with.