Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "don't kill" and then it's modified to "except when we tell you to".
Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "money can't buy salvation" and then it's modified to "but we need it to get you saved".
Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "do not make images of things in heaven" and then it's modified to "except the ones we sell in the gift shop".
Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "do not covet" and then it's modified to "except by us and it's little boys".
Ya know you're sucked in when..............
Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "money can't buy salvation" and then it's modified to "but we need it to get you saved".
Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "do not make images of things in heaven" and then it's modified to "except the ones we sell in the gift shop".
Ya know you're sucked in when one of the rules say "do not covet" and then it's modified to "except by us and it's little boys".
Ya know you're sucked in when..............
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
