There would be no point in worshiping god, because even if I did so out of self-preservation, he would know that I really thought he was a dick and was only trying to save my soul. So, since I would be damned no matter what, the first thing I would do if I found out Christianity was true would be to find out what kind of wicked super powers Satan could give me in exchange for my soul.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
