Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms

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Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms

~~Nimzo~~

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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms

May 6, 2011 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2011 at 10:57 am by Nimzo.)

(May 6, 2011 at 4:24 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote: Jesusfuckingchrist, I'll explain the hyperbole for you. He's blind, so regardless, a glass jar or a leather bag on his head wouldn't make a difference in his vision. However blind people have a keener sense of hearing - thus he's UNDER WATER. what a fucking moron! Do you have to walk around with a helmet?

I thought the joke was that even a blind man under water could see through me?

Quote:I Kings is listed under your description ... meh, you should put 2 Kings 2:23-24 under your heading. THAT god is far more representative of what you believe.

It is no less and no more representative of my beliefs than any passage in the Bible.

(May 6, 2011 at 8:12 am)Zen Badger Wrote: As you might have guessed you need to have a thick skin to survive here, especially if you're a theist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

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Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Darwinian - May 5, 2011 at 3:41 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 3:52 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Darwinian - May 5, 2011 at 3:55 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 4:01 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Napoléon - May 5, 2011 at 4:43 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Minimalist - May 5, 2011 at 5:08 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by reverendjeremiah - May 5, 2011 at 5:13 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Napoléon - May 5, 2011 at 5:14 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 5:21 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Napoléon - May 5, 2011 at 5:27 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by fr0d0 - May 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Napoléon - May 5, 2011 at 6:07 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by fr0d0 - May 5, 2011 at 7:00 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Minimalist - May 5, 2011 at 6:42 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 6:47 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Minimalist - May 5, 2011 at 6:57 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 7:05 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Anomalocaris - May 5, 2011 at 7:24 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Minimalist - May 5, 2011 at 7:36 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Anomalocaris - May 5, 2011 at 7:08 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 7:12 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Cinjin - May 5, 2011 at 7:24 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Watson - May 5, 2011 at 7:27 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Anomalocaris - May 5, 2011 at 7:29 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Watson - May 5, 2011 at 7:32 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 5, 2011 at 7:48 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 4:24 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 6, 2011 at 10:56 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Napoléon - May 6, 2011 at 11:01 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 6, 2011 at 11:08 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 2:25 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Nimzo - May 6, 2011 at 6:03 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Watson - May 6, 2011 at 7:56 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Anomalocaris - May 6, 2011 at 2:28 pm

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Zen Badger - May 6, 2011 at 8:12 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Napoléon - May 6, 2011 at 9:48 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Anomalocaris - May 6, 2011 at 11:14 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Minimalist - May 6, 2011 at 11:41 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Anomalocaris - May 6, 2011 at 11:43 am

RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms - by Watson - May 6, 2011 at 5:27 pm

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