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God was busy...
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God was busy...
Man, you guys are pragmatists to the BONE, and what can I say? I fucking love you for it, lol.

I wanted COMFORT! I wanted you to rub my back, pat my stomach, wipe my tears off my cheeks, and tell me it's all going to be okay. Don't you worry LFC! That baby probably barely felt a thing, LFC! We cry ourselves to sleep every night over stuff like this too!

Instead? I got the theoretical logistics of baby killing, and OTHER horrible accounts of killed babies, lol.

Seriously though, the nature of your responses actually made me chuckle in a weird sort of way and I DO feel better, so thanks [emoji41][emoji12]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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God was busy... - by LadyForCamus - August 13, 2016 at 8:14 am
RE: God was busy... - by Brian37 - August 13, 2016 at 8:25 am
RE: God was busy... - by purplepurpose - August 13, 2016 at 8:26 am
RE: God was busy... - by rado84 - August 13, 2016 at 8:35 am
RE: God was busy... - by Brian37 - August 13, 2016 at 8:42 am
RE: God was busy... - by Chad32 - August 13, 2016 at 9:04 am
RE: God was busy... - by brewer - August 13, 2016 at 8:40 am
RE: God was busy... - by Chad32 - August 13, 2016 at 9:01 am
RE: God was busy... - by LastPoet - August 13, 2016 at 9:22 am
God was busy... - by LadyForCamus - August 13, 2016 at 9:35 am
RE: God was busy... - by Aractus - August 13, 2016 at 10:45 am
God was busy... - by LadyForCamus - August 13, 2016 at 8:58 pm



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