The real religion?

[Jesster]

I count three claims in the above statements.

So the rest of your quote was just a joke, but I will clarify this part.

I don't make any claims about what happened in the bible. That stands. What we do know is that none of it is verified yet because we have no actual reports from eye witnesses. That's a claim from outside the bible, not inside. If I were to make a claim about the actual contents of the bible, I'd say that it's all fantasy. I may believe that for now, but that's not a claim I care to back up. Reading comprehension is a useful tool.