Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[thesummerqueen]

Dude. I thought you were kind of a loser when you first tried to ask me out because like a 3rd grader you had someone else tell me that you "like liked" me. And by someone else, I mean you used the fucking HR manager. Leaving aside the impropriety of the HR manager getting involved AT ALL (god I work for such a shite company), not having the balls to ask me out to my face, as well as you being a coworker, immediately put you in "nope, not ever" land. Also the fact that we hadn't exchanged more than 5 or 6 words altogether and so there was no reason for you to think we had anything in common.

Now, after years of no contact, you're messaging me again asking me if I work at the same company. Except you spelled the company name incorrectly. You used to fucking work there, dude, and you can't even spell it? What on earth makes you think I want to strike up conversation with you, other than you deciding my profile picture is hawt and therefore I owe you some sort of entertainment?