g'day all

[Cinjin]

@Cinjin:

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Oh well, have fun. I know I'm not about to. I get to splice rope. That is not fun. You may think it is fun. And then you have no idea what splicing rope involves. Wheee. Fun. Having a blast already. And I need to call up a doctor in anchorage and make an appointment. Blarg... this adulthood thing is overrated.

And you get:

Enjoy your time here. I'm not going to enjoy myself here soon, as I won't be here to do it. I will be doing something that is not fun (splicing rope). Splicing rope is absolutely not fun. Emphasizing: not fun. Sarcastic suggestion that it will be fun. A note to myself about another not fun thing I have to do. A complaint.

The rest is perfectly understandable

I suppose. What about the crazy video? How does it all come together??
(You may consider those rhetorical if you'ed like ... up to you.)