Jesus was Irish
He never married
He always told stories
He loved to be outdoors
Jesus was Italian
He gesticulated while talking
He drank wine during his meals
He used lots of olive oil
Jesus came from California
He founded a new religion
He never cut his hair
He walked around without shoes
Jesus was a woman
He had to feed lots of people on a short notice, even though there wasn't any food
He tried to get heard in a group of men, who didn't understand anything
Even when he was dead he had to get up, because there was still so much work to do
He never married
He always told stories
He loved to be outdoors
Jesus was Italian
He gesticulated while talking
He drank wine during his meals
He used lots of olive oil
Jesus came from California
He founded a new religion
He never cut his hair
He walked around without shoes
Jesus was a woman
He had to feed lots of people on a short notice, even though there wasn't any food
He tried to get heard in a group of men, who didn't understand anything
Even when he was dead he had to get up, because there was still so much work to do
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
