Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Ben Davis]

Oh mah gaaaaaah Ben Davis posted in my thread!  

Careful, I don't want you bashing yourself about. If this keeps happening, I'm going to fit you with fluffy cushions.

Lol thanks. Make yourself cozy. There's tons of mayo in the cabinets, and lots of ropes. Don't ask.

I've heard rumours about Hammy's mayo and what he gets up to in the evenings. I think in this case ignorance is bliss.

Also, help yourself to Portuguese tacos (you heard me)

Best. Euphemism. Evar.

love novels

I've also heard about your love novels and your penchant for a certain Real Time presenter. Although I'm sorely tempted, I want to keep my innocence... for a little while longer, at least

and tea. Lots and lots of Bella tea.

Bella, we need a Tea-off! And possibly a Biscuit-off.

But mainly tea

You're welcome.