I am extraordinarily sensitive to mosquito bites because I reared them in the lab for years and have been bitten by them about a billion times. I have so many bites on my body right now (and for some reason lots on my ass) that I want to sand off my skin with sandpaper.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson


