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Jesus for President
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RE: Jesus for President
May 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2011 at 4:00 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Unfortunately, Jesus wouldn't be able to produce a long-form birth certificate to prove that he's eligible. But somehow I doubt the birthers would care. See how much of an about-face they'd do if Jesus really did try to run for president.

But they wouldn't want the real anti-rich, pro-poor socialist Jesus, anyway, they'd want Republican Jesus:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Republican_Jesus
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Jesus for President - by FadingW - May 20, 2011 at 1:58 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 2:41 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Cinjin - May 20, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: Jesus for President - by theVOID - May 20, 2011 at 4:04 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - May 20, 2011 at 9:45 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 21, 2011 at 12:09 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Castle - June 3, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by JohnDG - May 21, 2011 at 4:01 am
RE: Jesus for President - by bbrettle - May 22, 2011 at 8:04 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 21, 2011 at 8:52 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Rev. Rye - May 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Emanuel - May 23, 2011 at 11:53 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Anomalocaris - May 23, 2011 at 12:43 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - May 23, 2011 at 3:07 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Emanuel - May 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - May 26, 2011 at 4:07 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 23, 2011 at 12:48 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by everythingafter - May 23, 2011 at 5:33 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 23, 2011 at 6:26 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 24, 2011 at 9:40 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - June 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by bbrettle - May 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Eternity - June 3, 2011 at 9:26 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2011 at 10:41 pm

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