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How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending&Obnoxious Degree
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RE: How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending&Obnoxious...
(March 3, 2016 at 10:39 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Next time someone tells you to stop acting so smart because you're making them feel stupid tell them:

"I admonish you not to fret for I can assure you that the overall magnitude of my intellect runs no deeper than your own, it is at most merely the fact that the totality of my own applied abstract innate cognitive talents are more complex and comprehended with more profundity only and solely on a more verbally analytical level. If you do not fathom the meaning of this statement then I hope it shall suffice to bastardize the aforementioned meaning of it by oversimplifying it in the following terse and asinine way: I'm a pretentious smartarse that likes to use big words and I refer to myself this way so you don't trivialize and undermine what I am saying by unfairly and disingenuously summarizing it as just "Bullshit", "Bollocks", or "Trying to be clever." Because that option gives you less cognitive dissonance than the alternative." - Raven-Colored  Cavalier Pretender A.K.A: He Who Bites Off More Than He Can Chew

Hey, I've always been a little cray. This was back when I had no Wi Fi Big Grin
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RE: How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending&Obnoxious... - by Edwardo Piet - September 14, 2016 at 1:04 pm

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