RE: Bayer buys Monsanto
September 15, 2016 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: September 15, 2016 at 6:22 pm by Alex K.)
(September 15, 2016 at 6:12 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(September 15, 2016 at 6:03 pm)Alex K Wrote: Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and genes; egg bacon and genes; egg bacon sausage and genes; gene bacon sausage and genes; gene egg gene gene bacon and genes; gene sausage gene gene bacon gene tomato and genes;
...genes genes genes egg and genes; genes genes genes gene baked beans genes genes genes...
...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and genes.
Wife: Have you got anything without genes?
Waitress: Well, there's gene egg sausage and genes, that's not got much genes in it.
Personally, I've about had it with cage free this, and open range that, organic, cruelty-free this that and the other thing. You know what waiter, bring me something with *extra* cruelty. Flog that lobster with a cat-o-nine-tails before tossing it in the pot, would you?
I'm sorry sir, we exclusively serve our own organic cruelty-free eggs in this restaurant. But for 5$ extra, I can kick the chicken after you place the order. Would that be ok for you?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
