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Jesus for President
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RE: Jesus for President
May 23, 2011 at 12:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2011 at 12:45 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 23, 2011 at 11:53 am)Emanuel Wrote: LOL

By taking this seriously now, if we are to think about it, from a Christian perspective Jesus would be a monarch. He is after all "King of kings", isn't He? So ... He wouldn't be running for elections. He would automatically be King, unless He would desire not to be for some particular reason.


This is a republic, so off with Jesus' head then. But I have no doubt you guys would remain pathetic infantile fools you have been hitherto, and just start to worship the guillotine, but at least there will be fewer fraudsters running around trying to affect stigmata in the form of the stump of severed neck.

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Jesus for President - by FadingW - May 20, 2011 at 1:58 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 2:41 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Cinjin - May 20, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: Jesus for President - by theVOID - May 20, 2011 at 4:04 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - May 20, 2011 at 9:45 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 21, 2011 at 12:09 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Castle - June 3, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by JohnDG - May 21, 2011 at 4:01 am
RE: Jesus for President - by bbrettle - May 22, 2011 at 8:04 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 21, 2011 at 8:52 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Rev. Rye - May 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Emanuel - May 23, 2011 at 11:53 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Anomalocaris - May 23, 2011 at 12:43 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - May 23, 2011 at 3:07 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Emanuel - May 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - May 26, 2011 at 4:07 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 23, 2011 at 12:48 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by everythingafter - May 23, 2011 at 5:33 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - May 23, 2011 at 6:26 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Doubting Thomas - May 24, 2011 at 9:40 am
RE: Jesus for President - by Minimalist - June 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by bbrettle - May 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by Eternity - June 3, 2011 at 9:26 pm
RE: Jesus for President - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2011 at 10:41 pm

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