1) Learn Aramaic - keywords to focus on include "darkness" "vengeance" "bloodshed" and "harbinger"
2) Acquire a roll of mentos and a bottle of coke
3) Go to church
4) Surreptitiously empty the mentos into your mouth and take a swig of coke
5) Accompany the resulting foam tsunami with a blood-curdling scream and loud utterances in your newly-learned Aramaic. For best effect, point dramatically at the pastor and affix him with a vengeful gaze
6) Never be invited to church again
7) Never, ever take advice from Iro. This is the most important step of all. In fact, I should've put this first. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen?
2) Acquire a roll of mentos and a bottle of coke
3) Go to church
4) Surreptitiously empty the mentos into your mouth and take a swig of coke
5) Accompany the resulting foam tsunami with a blood-curdling scream and loud utterances in your newly-learned Aramaic. For best effect, point dramatically at the pastor and affix him with a vengeful gaze
6) Never be invited to church again
7) Never, ever take advice from Iro. This is the most important step of all. In fact, I should've put this first. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen?
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