Since the OP didn't respond to "define real" I'll go with sometimes.
Real asshole.
Real ignorant.
Real smart.
Real schmuck.
Real smart ass (like now).
Real pervert.
Real old.
Real hypocrite.
Real .........................
Real asshole.
Real ignorant.
Real smart.
Real schmuck.
Real smart ass (like now).
Real pervert.
Real old.
Real hypocrite.
Real .........................
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.