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My cats LOVE turkey!

Poll: Pets
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Reverend Jeremiah has rats for pets! Nasty.
7.14%
 1 7.14%
I have pets as well and they are plotting behind my back as I type this entry.
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 1 7.14%
Grab that cat by the tail and sling it like an Olympic hammer thrower! That will teach that pussy a lesson!
7.14%
 1 7.14%
Cats are a part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy... even your FERRETS are on our side!!!
14.29%
 2 14.29%
Freya should be left alone for a little inter-species action.
21.43%
 3 21.43%
George has a look of "I dont take a picture of you while you are washing your balls..so how about returning the favor?!?"
42.86%
 6 42.86%
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My cats LOVE turkey!
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RE: My cats LOVE turkey!
May 27, 2011 at 12:30 am
Ummm cats. Tastes like chicken.

How to hunt cats By Glo Bug

First you spot the furry critter.

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Then make your move.

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Grab it by the neck.

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Give it a good shake.

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Beat it against the ground a few times.

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Make sure it’s dead.

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Take the corpse home to mama.

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Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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My cats LOVE turkey!

Messages In This Thread
My cats LOVE turkey! - by reverendjeremiah - May 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by Shell B - May 26, 2011 at 10:07 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by popeyespappy - May 27, 2011 at 12:30 am
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by Jax - May 27, 2011 at 2:18 am
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by reverendjeremiah - May 27, 2011 at 9:18 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by Jax - May 28, 2011 at 9:49 am
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by reverendjeremiah - May 28, 2011 at 12:36 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by popeyespappy - May 28, 2011 at 10:43 am
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by popeyespappy - May 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by reverendjeremiah - May 28, 2011 at 2:57 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by popeyespappy - May 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by reverendjeremiah - May 29, 2011 at 11:55 am
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by HeyItsZeus - May 29, 2011 at 12:11 pm
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by reverendjeremiah - May 30, 2011 at 3:39 am
RE: My cats LOVE turkey! - by popeyespappy - May 29, 2011 at 1:21 pm

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