(October 8, 2016 at 6:17 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:(October 6, 2016 at 10:13 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: Once again the show, Shameless, touches on the subject.Um all penises look weird. Frankly I'm glad I don't have to look at them anymore. Yay blindness!! Anyway... Maybe his dick smells funny or something. Sometimes when guys don't clean properly (which I think is often) they smell like bad cheese and old socks. And besides believe it or not guys, dick and cum isn't the tastiest thing in the world.
It is the premiere of the new season and a boy asks his girlfriend why she never goes down on him even though he constantly goes down on her.
She has done it before, but she says, "Your penis looks weird. You have all this extra skin and it freaks me out."
To clarify, getting my face in the right crotch (or right crack) transcends tastiness.
It's primal. The closest analogy is I get the equivalent of addictively high doing it. Munching Doyle's tight little pink hole for an hour one night and I couldn't stop to save myself. It's been a long time, but the memory of that is fresh and clear as though it was just last night.
Probably pheromones or something, and maybe I have the right receptors for them and maybe others don't, but OMFG, when it's good, it's sooooooooooo good.
And even Art, who wasn't big on hygiene, damn, that guy had an ass to die for . . . .
And John in West Allis ???
[swoon]
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
