Quote:11: The whole number between 11 and 13 no longer exists. Your calendars have been updated with this change. As have your bank accounts, and all instances of this have been rounded down to 11, with the remainder sent off to the government (that is to say... me), where it belongs.
12: The Galactic Empress will lie to you. Perhaps she is a lie, perhaps this book of law is a lie, and perhaps she's just fucking with you. And your children, who are alarmingly better than your mother in bed.
Sorry to reign on your parade Aerzia, but if the whole number between 11 and 13 does not exist how come you have used it here?

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