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RE: The Right Question
October 9, 2016 at 5:41 am
(October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm)RozKek Wrote: Why is god watching me masturbate?

I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.

*hides under blankets*
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The Right Question - by Tangra - September 29, 2016 at 11:11 pm
RE: The Right Question - by Silver - September 29, 2016 at 11:13 pm
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RE: The Right Question - by Arkilogue - October 7, 2016 at 11:48 pm
RE: The Right Question - by Athene - October 8, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: The Right Question - by vorlon13 - October 8, 2016 at 12:19 am
RE: The Right Question - by Silver - October 8, 2016 at 12:12 am
RE: The Right Question - by Angrboda - October 8, 2016 at 1:35 pm
RE: The Right Question - by Arkilogue - October 8, 2016 at 2:55 pm
RE: The Right Question - by deleteduser12345 - October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm
RE: The Right Question - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am
RE: The Right Question - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 4:41 am
RE: The Right Question - by Excited Penguin - October 10, 2016 at 2:45 am
RE: The Right Question - by deleteduser12345 - October 9, 2016 at 5:41 am
RE: The Right Question - by chimp3 - October 9, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: The Right Question - by Pat Mustard - October 8, 2016 at 2:27 pm
RE: The Right Question - by Thumpalumpacus - October 8, 2016 at 2:52 pm
RE: The Right Question - by Athene - October 8, 2016 at 3:29 pm
RE: The Right Question - by vorlon13 - October 8, 2016 at 4:56 pm
RE: The Right Question - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 9:16 pm
RE: The Right Question - by Angrboda - October 10, 2016 at 12:46 am
RE: The Right Question - by Silver - October 10, 2016 at 12:47 am
RE: The Right Question - by vorlon13 - October 10, 2016 at 12:53 am
RE: The Right Question - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 3:24 am
RE: The Right Question - by vorlon13 - October 10, 2016 at 2:31 pm
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