(October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote:(October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm)RozKek Wrote: Why is god watching me masturbate?
I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.
Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'. Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.
So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.
Just like your vorlon.
*hides under blankets*