The Right Question

[Excited Penguin]

I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.

So -- someone needs to turn this pic into a .gif of God wanking?



Maybe replace the popcorn bowl with a bottle of Jergen's, or something?

That angel is crying, right?