Oh. My. God. Thump--you naughty, naughty, naughty boy.
WHY did you not tell me that it's your birthday? I've got a half a mind to come down there and give you a serious spanking for that.
WHY did you not tell me that it's your birthday? I've got a half a mind to come down there and give you a serious spanking for that.

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You're the BEST.