(November 7, 2016 at 10:57 am)Crossless1 Wrote:(November 7, 2016 at 10:52 am)Shell B Wrote: +1 to Catholic Lady for student body president. I'm sure some would call it naivete, but you're so calm, level-headed and willing to give the benefit of the doubt. It's sweet. We should clone you, and make at least one of your clones an atheist.
I echo the sentiment but think we could use the clones to better advantage -- like infiltrating all of the churches with them. Christians wouldn't be half as damned annoying if a majority of them were like CL.
And then... We shall execute order 66.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
