(November 11, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Rhythm Wrote:(November 11, 2016 at 7:05 pm)Whateverist Wrote: How long do you think before we'll need bunkers or safe rooms?
Irrelevant, they've had them for years. Filled to the brim with enough duck dynasty shit and vienna sausage to last unto the end of days. They'll have to drink their own piss...but they should be used to that by now.
My bunker will be spacious enough and so well stocked with every possible necessity that as many as 50 strangers can join me to ride out the coming storm. As a bonus, it will be fitted with the very best in survivalist commode comfort -- practically a throne, complete with power flush capacity, bidet, back massager, built-in home entertainment center, and cup holders. I'm also looking into the possibility of hiring pole dancers with severely compromised senses of smell to work the restroom area as a bonus, but that is still in the works.
Bottom line: it will be so nice, you'll wish it took longer to shit.
My fellow survivalists will be free to use my toilet facilities provided they roughly share my political leanings or are LGBT. Others will be shunned to the far corner of the bunker, where they will share a single Folgers coffee can which they will have to take turns cleaning outside at great personal risk.
I'm guessing that by the end of the ordeal, I will have all 50 strangers on board with the following proposition: Sharing restroom facilities with transgender folks isn't such a bad thing.
