No argument here considering the humor, but I have fond memories of winning bottles of Crown Royal for winning corn races.
For the uninitiated, while serving in the U.S. Navy submarine fleet, when corn was served those choosing to participate would wager to be the first to render a corn carrying turd. The prize was a fifth of liquor at the next port, the cost of which was born collectively by the losers.
For the uninitiated, while serving in the U.S. Navy submarine fleet, when corn was served those choosing to participate would wager to be the first to render a corn carrying turd. The prize was a fifth of liquor at the next port, the cost of which was born collectively by the losers.