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I don't see how it causes Christians any problems in the first place. The question "Can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it?" is a loaded question, as is "Can God create a cake so large he cannot eat it?".

What the fuck are you drivelling about.

"Can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it?" is not a loaded question. It's a perfectly valid question displaying the logical absurdity of an omnipotent god.
It’s not my claim that god is omnipotent! It’s xtianity’s claim!

BTW a loaded question would be “Have you muslims stopped stoning females yet?”
(strictly speaking it’s not loaded, because we all know that muslims do stone women. But you get the point)

Omnipotence does not result in any logical absurdities to my knowledge.

You need to examine the question. The answer is:-
If god is omnipotent then he can create a cake so big he can’t eat it.
If he can’t eat it that is something he can’t do.
Ergo he is not omnipotent. See logical fallacy.
Before you try and weasel out of it, omnipotent is omnipotent. It’s not my choice of word it’s theirs.

OK, I'll bite.
Go ahead.

Although why you couldn't just have put it in your OP instead of playing the silly "Shall I tell you? Shall I tell you? I'm going to tell you..." game is beyond me.

For fun.

For being rude, I will tell you if you apologise and of course pay with your soul.
Pip pip.