Couldn't resist.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...E4Mjc1OAS2
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...E4Mjc1OAS2
Quote:Trump Picks El Chapo to Run D.E.A.
Quote:The appointment of the former drug kingpin is far from a done deal, however, as associates of El Chapo report that he is “concerned” that being a member of the Trump Administration would be bad for his brand.