I'm doing my part to keep it real. The round up and slaughter of male infants has begun. Lack of funds may restrict this year's celebration to Louisiana (realistically, no farther than Lafayette), but if I can get some coverage on Fox News I might start getting some donations from the faithful for next year's celebration. My five year goal is to accurately commemorate our Lord and Savior's birth by having all males aged two and under killed throughout the Deep South and every December thereafter until His glorious return.
Hang that on your 'holiday trees', haters.
Hang that on your 'holiday trees', haters.
