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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(November 30, 2016 at 9:54 am)robvalue Wrote: He does seem to protest too much.

Plus he's everywhere, so that means he's touching my cock.

I'm just gonna put this here.

Quote:Jacob Wrestles With God
22 That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two female servants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. 23 After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. 25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. 26 Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak.”
But Jacob replied, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.”
27 The man asked him, “What is your name?”
“Jacob,” he answered.
28 Then the man said, “Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel,[a] because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.”

It seems suddenly wrestling with random men for no reason was a thing back then, theres no intro, no  "they got into an argument" or anything just straight into the wrestling. It seems to be what happened when men were left on their own. I here its the same in certain parts on San Francisco now.



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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by rado84 - November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Aegon - November 30, 2016 at 9:01 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Alex K - November 30, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by robvalue - November 30, 2016 at 9:54 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by downbeatplumb - December 3, 2016 at 11:07 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Joods - December 1, 2016 at 7:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 10:57 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Cyberman - November 30, 2016 at 11:09 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by rado84 - November 30, 2016 at 11:42 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Brian37 - November 30, 2016 at 11:31 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by PETE_ROSE - November 30, 2016 at 2:08 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 2:38 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 2:46 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Drich - November 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Opoponax - December 1, 2016 at 7:40 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 6:32 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:20 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:23 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:25 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by ronedee - December 1, 2016 at 2:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - December 1, 2016 at 10:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by dyresand - December 3, 2016 at 10:50 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 3:48 pm

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