Here's a few I used to use a lot (primarily when I used to debate creationists rather than more moderate theists), even now they occasionally sneak in:
"If you truly want to know about evolution (and I strongly suspect you don't) and about the many & various pieces of evidence supporting evolution then I suggest you get yourself down to your local library ... it will have "L-I-B-R-A-R-Y" written in large letters over the door. When you get there ask the assistant to point you towards the science section (that's "S-C-I-E-N-C-E") and start from one end (often the left) at "A" and start reading from books on Archaeology, Biochemistry & Biology. When you've done that you can continue reading through books on Botany, Chemistry, Cosmology, Developmental Biology, Ecology, Geology, Histology, Medicine, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Physiology and Planetary Geology. Finally you'll end up with books on Quantum Mechanics & Zoology and if, at that point, you still have no firm grasp of mainstream science then you are truly a lost cause!"
"Whilst you, I or any other may not personally like the solutions, sheer, naked aggression has resolved more issues than any other thing in this planets history!"
Kyu
"If you truly want to know about evolution (and I strongly suspect you don't) and about the many & various pieces of evidence supporting evolution then I suggest you get yourself down to your local library ... it will have "L-I-B-R-A-R-Y" written in large letters over the door. When you get there ask the assistant to point you towards the science section (that's "S-C-I-E-N-C-E") and start from one end (often the left) at "A" and start reading from books on Archaeology, Biochemistry & Biology. When you've done that you can continue reading through books on Botany, Chemistry, Cosmology, Developmental Biology, Ecology, Geology, Histology, Medicine, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Physiology and Planetary Geology. Finally you'll end up with books on Quantum Mechanics & Zoology and if, at that point, you still have no firm grasp of mainstream science then you are truly a lost cause!"
"Whilst you, I or any other may not personally like the solutions, sheer, naked aggression has resolved more issues than any other thing in this planets history!"
Kyu
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Where those who are hacked off with the stupidity of irrational belief can vent their feelings!
Come over to the dark side, we have cookies!
Kyuuketsuki, AngryAtheism Owner & Administrator
