I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

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As for "God", that obscene pile of shit can go and fuck itself with a chainsaw. If it objects to the way I express myself, it can come and tell me personally, otherwise no dice.

This.  A hundred million times this.

A god that produces no unique matter/energy signal detectable by modern-day technology, does not answer desperate prayers for help in a way distinguishable from chance, and cannot or will not defend its own honour is fucking useless and unworthy of serious consideration.

Even if it did exist, so what?  It has no tangible effect on the day-to-day lives of most people (and essentially only a placebo effect in the lives of True Believers™), and in that regard is considerably less important than the neighbours' cat, who at least occasionally acknowledges the presence of mere mortals.

For that matter, I suspect the neighbor's cat would be of greater assistance in helping me find my keys.