What simulator they haven't made yet?
December 13, 2016 at 6:34 am
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2016 at 6:34 am by Fake Messiah.)
It sometimes intrigues me how many simulator games there are and some seem really banal like: crane sim, woodcutting, road construction, towing, farmer, underground mining, roadside assistance... There's even a tree simulator where you are, if you didn't guess it, a tree.
So what simulators would you like to see or are surprised there is not yet made?
Hmmm... for instance "Inquisition simulator". It's set in medieval times and you have these torture devices and you have to torture the person to admit he or she is the the devil and not to overdo yourself and kill the heathen before he admits it.
"Graveyard Simulator" you start a graveyard company and you have to put make-up on the deceased. Dig the grave. Hold the mass. Watch out for vandals at night etc. At first you have to do it by yourself but then as you get richer you can hire other people and expand the business.
"Housewife/Househusband Simulator" you have to get the kids to school, get the groceries, cook the lunch, wash and iron the clothes etc. If you do it poorly your spouse has messy clothes and the spouse doesn't get the raise. I mean who wouldn't play that?
"Human body simulator" basically you run the human body. When food comes in you have to arrange hydrocarbons, proteins, vitamins, fibers. Also fight deasies etc.
"Forest ranger simulator" come on how come there's not this game yet?
"assembly line sim" this one would also have political connotation considering everything.
"Heaven simulator" the game could begin with title "you made it, you believed in right god."
So what simulators would you like to see or are surprised there is not yet made?
Hmmm... for instance "Inquisition simulator". It's set in medieval times and you have these torture devices and you have to torture the person to admit he or she is the the devil and not to overdo yourself and kill the heathen before he admits it.
"Graveyard Simulator" you start a graveyard company and you have to put make-up on the deceased. Dig the grave. Hold the mass. Watch out for vandals at night etc. At first you have to do it by yourself but then as you get richer you can hire other people and expand the business.
"Housewife/Househusband Simulator" you have to get the kids to school, get the groceries, cook the lunch, wash and iron the clothes etc. If you do it poorly your spouse has messy clothes and the spouse doesn't get the raise. I mean who wouldn't play that?
"Human body simulator" basically you run the human body. When food comes in you have to arrange hydrocarbons, proteins, vitamins, fibers. Also fight deasies etc.
"Forest ranger simulator" come on how come there's not this game yet?
"assembly line sim" this one would also have political connotation considering everything.
"Heaven simulator" the game could begin with title "you made it, you believed in right god."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
