But the coolest mods are the ones that let me have my way with spammers and trolls for a bit (and of course leave me alone), moderate posts only when they are eye-bleedingly crippling, teach people to obey the Galactic Empress, let the rules stretch a bit... and all the rest Tacky said 
Which is most of them in many cases

Which is most of them in many cases

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day