(December 19, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I was walking by a house in my neighbourhood the other day and I noticed that there were no trees, plants or gardens.
Just grass. The surrounding fence had a built up garden bed along the sides and it had been cemented over.
As an avid gardener I was deeply offended and I can't help but think that the occupants are lazy, uncreative, boring arseholes that should go and live in the industrial area of town.
This is unrelated to the original post but you just reminded me of this fucking CRAZY taxi driver I used to have.
Everytime we'd drive past this tree in someone's garden that they had trimmed and he'd go fucking ballistic that these people had trimmed their tree because it was a rare tree in Britain. Seriously shouting at the top of his voice "Everytime we have to pass this fucking tree it pisses me right OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was a monkeypuzzler apparently. It didn't take much to set him off.
So anyway, you're not the only one offended by gardening related things.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
