Ontological Limericks

[Edwardo Piet]

This may be the worst thing I have ever posted so I expect some rotten eggs.

Don't worry bro, it can hardly be worse than mine I just wrote:

"The greatest being of which I can imagine,
that makes as little sense as the Genie of Aladdin,
The being is even greater if it is existent,
and if from logic I am clearly distant
So duh it must exist because non-sequitur.
And when it comes to making sense I need intensive care.
...in other news I'm biased and obsessed with a supernatural authority
...and I clearly fail to realize that existence is not a property."

[Yes I know I can't even do syllables, lol].