(December 21, 2016 at 4:41 pm)A Theist Wrote: Hmmm...how to offend the left:
1. Say Merry Christmas.
2. Tell the left that only "true" Americans stand for the pledge of allegiance.
3. Express belief in God and Country.
4. Defend traditional marriage.
5. Say, "All Lives Matter".
1. I know you "war on Christmas" nuts really want it to be, but "Merry Christmas" is not offensive to me in the least.
2. This one is absolutely true. Atheist CANNOT STAND the "No true Scotsman" fallacy! Any logical fallacy, really. It drives us insane!
3. Again, I know you really need to feel persecuted, but I don't care what you believe so long as you aren't teaching my kids to believe it behind my back
4. "Traditional marriage" was never under attack. Let me put your mind at ease, you can still marry someone of the opposite sex. Nobody ever wanted to take that away from you. You don't have to divorce your wife and gay-marry Caitliyn Jenner. So when you say, "Defend traditional marriage", what you really mean is "Fight like hell to keep subjugating people different from me even though it effects me in no way whatsoever" and, yeah, that pisses me off.
5. This is too big a subject to explain to someone like you.
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