How To Offend USians (the hard part is that you actually have to visit the US to do this):
Have a couple of friends go into a public toilet with you. When you all walk out, one of you exclaim in a stage whisper, 'Jaysus, mate - did you SEE the size of those toilet seats? Yanks must have the biggest bums on the planet!'
(I would offer advice on how to offend Kiwis, but people here are so easy-going that they make Canadians look like rabid pit bulls on a bad acid trip).
Boru
Have a couple of friends go into a public toilet with you. When you all walk out, one of you exclaim in a stage whisper, 'Jaysus, mate - did you SEE the size of those toilet seats? Yanks must have the biggest bums on the planet!'
(I would offer advice on how to offend Kiwis, but people here are so easy-going that they make Canadians look like rabid pit bulls on a bad acid trip).
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
